Architectural Axioms

Law of the Inevitable Slop

Any building over two stories tall will inevitably leak.

See also: Laws of Physics

Principle of the Inescapable Folly

Any design that attempts to defy gravity will fail spectacularly.

See also: Axioms of Structural Integrity

Corollary of the Inescapable Slop

Any building over three stories tall will inevitably leak, and possibly collapse.

See also: Axioms of Engineering

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