Meeting Attendance: Romance is a Battlefield
Important: Please note that romance is a serious business.
Today's meeting is a high-stakes battle for the hearts of our team members. The war for love is a long and bloody one, and we will not be defeated.
Briefing:
- Love Triangle Protocol: In the case of a love triangle, the team member in question will be given a 5-minute warning before the others are called in.
- Cupid's Rules: No using the office supply closet as a hideout for secret trysts.
- No using the company credit card for flowers, chocolates, or any other form of romance-related expense.