10:00 - Welcome to the meeting, where the air is thick with desperation
10:15 - Discussion of the impending doom that awaits us all
12:00 - Lunch break, because we need to eat to survive
1:30 - The inevitable descent into chaos and madness
Minute 1: The Suffering Begins
Minute 2: The Despair Sets In
Minute 3: The Tears Flow Freely