Meeting Consulting: Where the Coffee is Always Free, But the Ideas are Always Compromised

Are you tired of meetings that are just as productive as a sloth on valium? Do you want to shake things up and make your meetings more engaging? We've got the perfect solution for you: Meeting Consultants!

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will come to your office, sit in a circle, and somehow, miraculously, make your meetings better. We'll bring the snacks, you bring the desperation. It's a deal!

Some of our services include:

Agenda Hijacking: We'll take your meeting agenda and turn it into a thrilling adventure!
Time-Keeping: We'll make sure your meeting starts on time, even if it means we have to kidnap the CEO and hide them in the supply closet until it's time to start.
Conflict Resolution: We'll turn your meetings into a game show, where everyone leaves with a prize, and a slightly bruised ego.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our satisfied clients have to say:

"Meeting Consulting saved my meeting from descending into chaos. I'm not sure if I'll ever get the time back, but at least the snacks were good." - John, CTO of a major tech company

"I was skeptical at first, but Meeting Consulting really does bring a new level of excitement to the conference table." - Jane, HR Manager of a mid-sized marketing firm

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our Meeting Consulting Simulation, where you'll get to experience the thrill of a Meeting Consulting session in the safety of your own home!