The Ancient Spirituality of Meeting Culture

In the beginning, there was the Meeting.
A sacred ritual born from the primordial ooze of corporate synergy.
A time when the Great Overlord of the Boardroom first decreed that people should gather together in a room, to discuss the finer points of... well, whatever it was they were discussing.
It is said that the Meeting was the spark that ignited the flame of productivity, and the world was forever changed.