Q: Why is it so bloody hard?
A: It's like trying to tame a wild cat, but with more PowerPoint and less catnip. What is the catnip?
We're not sure, but it's probably because the meetings are like a never-ending game of "Who can say 'synergy' the most times in a row." What is synergy?
Or maybe it's because our meetings are secretly run by a committee of highly caffeinated hamsters. The Hamster Theory