Scheduled Meetings: Because You Hate Freedom

Today

• Weekly Meeting of the Damned
• Management Meeting: Because You Hate Your Job
• Department Meeting: Where Ideas Go to Die

Tomorrow

• Project Update: Because You're Not Doing Enough
• Standup Meeting: Where You Stand Up and Pretend You're Doing Something

This Week

• Quarterly Review: Where You're Judged by Your Peers
• Tax Report: Because You Hate Your Wallet

Next Week

• Quarterly Review Prep: Because You're Not Doing Enough