Advanced Ghosting: Meeting Edition
Wherein lies the art of phasing out of commitment, leaving your colleagues in a state of existential crisis.
Key Takeaways:
- Develop a convincing "commitment fatigue" narrative
- Deploy an arsenal of excuses, including (but not limited to):
- • "I have a family emergency"
- • "I need to attend to a family emergency"
- • "I'm experiencing a sudden onset of commitment-related PTSD"
- • "I've come down with a rare and highly infectious form of commitment-induced vertigo"
Ghosting the Boss: A Guide for the Truly Apathetic