Advanced Ghosting: Meeting Edition

Wherein lies the art of phasing out of commitment, leaving your colleagues in a state of existential crisis.

Key Takeaways:

Develop a convincing "commitment fatigue" narrative
Deploy an arsenal of excuses, including (but not limited to):
• "I have a family emergency"
• "I need to attend to a family emergency"
• "I'm experiencing a sudden onset of commitment-related PTSD"
• "I've come down with a rare and highly infectious form of commitment-induced vertigo"