Meeting Exceptions

Sports Edition

Because who needs actual sports when you can have meetings?

• Meeting Exception Football prophets foretell the end of productivity.
• Meeting Exception Tennis rallies around the water cooler.
• Meeting Exception Baseball swings for the fences of boredom.

Exceptions include:

• Exception to the rule: We'll meet in 30 minutes, not 1 hour like we said.
• Exception to human decency: We'll discuss your vacation plans for the last hour.
• Exception to reality: We'll make up completely fake data to support our points.