MEETING FORECASTING

Current Meeting Conditions:

Cloudy with a 100% chance of awkward silences.

Meeting Forecast Details:

• Temperature: 32°F (0°C) - Freezing cold
• Humidity: 100% - You will definitely say something embarrassing
• Wind: Moderate to strong - Your boss will interrupt you

Meeting Forecast for the Week:

Monday: High pressure system of pointless small talk

Tuesday: Thunderstorms of unnecessary emails

Wednesday: High chance of pointless meetings about meetings

Thursday: Heavy rain of bureaucratic red tape

Friday: Isolated shower of weekend plans ruined