Current Weather: 100% Chance of Procrastination
Wind: 5 mph of Excuses
Humidity: 80% of Boredom
Forecast: 100% chance of Meetings being rescheduled for "further discussion" due to "unforeseen circumstances".
Special Conditions: 90% chance of Last-Minute Emails with "just one more thing" attached.
Tonight: 100% chance of Post-Meeting Drinks being ordered for "motivation".
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