Meetings: Summarized for Your Convenience

Technique 1: Mindless-Transcription

We've developed an innovative new technique where we simply type everything someone says into a document without actually listening or caring about the content. It's a real game-changer!

Technique 2: Random Word Association

In this revolutionary new approach, we take the most important words from the meeting notes and randomly insert them into the document. Results are 100% unpredictable and 100% useless.

Technique 3: Elaborate Non-Elaboration

We've mastered the art of saying lots without saying anything. This technique involves writing entire paragraphs about nothing, guaranteed to put your readers right to sleep in no time.

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meeting_forecasting = {
  technique1 = mindless_transcription;
  technique2 = random_word_association;
  technique3 = elaborate_non_elaboration;
  result = summarize_with_lies;
}
	

Meetings: Summarized for Your Convenience (But Not Really)

Because, honestly, we have no idea what we're talking about.

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