We have assembled a panel of esteemed deities to address your concerns. Please note that the gods are not responsible for the impending apocalypse.
A god of the sky and the internet. He's here to answer your questions about the meaning of life, the universe, and why your cat won't stop meowing.
Ask Zeus a QuestionA goddess of wisdom, war, and memes. She's here to offer sage advice on how to deal with the existential dread of modern life.
Seek Athenas CounselA god of randomness and confusion. He's here to ensure that your questions are answered in the most bewildering way possible.
Consult Khaos for Random Advice