Technique 1: The Art of Advanced Adjournment

Also known as "The Art of Not Being There," this advanced technique requires great discipline and focus.

Step 1: Prepare Your Exit

• Stand up and take a deep breath.
• Make sure your chair is not glued to the ground.
• Smile, but not too much.

By following these steps, you'll be well on your way to mastering the art of advanced adjournment.

Proceed to Technique 2: The Art of Fake Excuses