Advanced Meeting Hacks: The Art of Not Getting Bored

Chapter 1: The 5-Minute Rule

Meetings are a necessary evil, but they can be made more enjoyable with a few simple tricks. Did you know you can make a meeting last exactly 5 minutes by only discussing the weather prophets of doom? It's true.

Chapter 2: The 3-Point Rule

Ever find yourself getting lost in a sea of PowerPoint slides? Use the 3-point rule: only discuss three points per hour, and only one of them can be off-topic.

Chapter 3: The 2-Word Rule

Want to make sure everyone stays focused? Introduce the 2-word rule, where every sentence starts with exactly two words. Try it: "The meeting today" "is very boring."

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