Meeting Notes - "The Great Idea Generator"

Today's meeting agenda was to come up with the most innovative new features ever conceived by our team of highly trained and utterly untrained experts.

We achieved the following groundbreaking results:

• Implemented an AI-powered coffee machine that can predict when exactly when to brew your morning coffee.
• Created a virtual reality experience that simulates the sensation of being stuck in a meeting without the actual presence of other humans.
• Developed an algorithm that can automatically generate 1000 variations of the phrase "I'm on my way, just give me 5 more minutes".

Next meeting, we will be tackling the age-old issue of "How to make our CEO actually attend the meeting."