Step 2: The Ultimate Productivity Sapper
Warning: Side effects of taking this step may include:
- Increased risk of getting stuck in a time loop
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Uncontrollable urges to scroll through cat videos
But wait, there's more!
- Better understanding of what a "productive day" is
- Unshakeable sense of accomplishment from finally taking a break
- Increased risk of being yelled at by your boss
Proceed with caution.
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