Interpretation of the Cosmic Omens

Prophecy Interpreter 2: The Visionary

Specializing in the art of deciphering ancient portents and omens, Prophecy Interpreter 2 is the most renowned expert in the field. With a Ph.D. in Divinatory Studies from the University of Bureaucracy, she has spent years studying the intricacies of celestial bodies and their influence on human affairs.

Some of her notable interpretations include:

• The Great Solar Flare of 2050: A harbinger of a new era in sustainable energy production
• The Comet of Doom: A sign that the coffee shop down the street will finally start using recyclable cups
• The Lunar Eclipse: A portent of a global revolution in the world of extreme ironing

Consult with the venerable Interpreter 3 for more information on astrological signs and wonders