Present: Bob, Jane, and John. Absent: Sane People.
The meeting started with a 30-minute discussion about who ate the last donut in the break room. John was accused, but he denied it with a straight face. Jane then revealed she had eaten it, but only after Bob had already spent 10 minutes talking about how much he loves donuts.
Next up, the coffee machine broke down, and Bob tried to fix it with a hammer. Jane suggested calling the maintenance guy, but Bob was all, "I got it, I got it."
After 45 minutes of trying, the machine still wouldn't work, and we had to resort to drinking lukewarm water from the sink.
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