Meeting Hygiene: A Guide

Rule 1: Arrive on Time, or Else

You must arrive at least 10 minutes before the meeting. If you're late, your excuse better be good.

Exceptions: If you're running late due to a zombie apocalypse, you're excused.

Rule 2: Don't Eat the Cereal

You must not eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch during the meeting. It's a distraction.

Exceptions: If you're allergic to meetings, you may eat the cereal as a protest.

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