Our esteemed meeting leader, John, was overheard saying: "I'm so busy, I've had to schedule a meeting to schedule meetings." We're starting to think that's not a metaphor.
We're currently out of cookies and it's only the second Tuesday of the month. Someone get the vending machine.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how many meetings do you think our CEO is actually attending for the sake of the company, versus for the free catering?