Welcome to the lair of Alice, the Attendance Master. Where time is money, and money is attendance. If you can't be there, you're not there. And if you can't be there, you're definitely not getting a raise.
Alice's Attendance Record:
99.9% attendance rate (that's 99.9% of the time, not 99.9% of the people)
Expertly mastered the art of finding creative ways to be absent
