Meeting Minimization

Where Productivity Goes to Die

Meetings are like the plague, except they're not contagious, thankfully. Here's a comprehensive list of excuses to avoid them:

Excuses:

• I'm allergic to chairs
• My dog ate my keyboard
• I'm on a top-secret mission
• I have a sudden case of "Meeting-Induced Trauma" (MIT)

Subpages:

• Remote Work: The New Normal
• Phantom Agendas: The Meeting Killer
• Exit Strategies: How to Leave a Meeting Without Leaving