Overlord of the Month Award Minutes

Winner: Zorvath the Unyielding

For his exceptional skill in micromanaging the snack budget.

Reason: "I've calculated that if we reduce the granola allocation by 3.4%, we can increase the budget for 'Tactical Overlord's' personal coffee machine."

Other notable achievements:

• Conquering 17 meetings in one day.
• Eating 3 entire pizzas in a single sitting.
• Sending 47 emails in a row without getting tired.