MEETINGS: Where Productivity Goes to Meet Its Doom

Welcome to Meeting Nirvana, where every day is a loop of pointless discussions, endless emails, and the occasional existential crisis.

Slide 1: The Agenda

1. Introduction to the meeting (15 minutes)

2. Status update from Bob (20 minutes)

3. Q&A (30 minutes)

From Bob: "I've got nothing to report, but the coffee machine is on the fritz again."

Q: "That's not a status update, Bob. That's just a cry for help."

Q: "When will we ever get out of here?"

A: "When the coffee machine is fixed, I suppose."

We've reached the end of the meeting, but don't worry, it's not really over yet!

There's still the inevitable post-meeting email chain, the pointless recap document, and the always-entertaining office politics drama.