Meeting Nirvana: The Ultimate Goal

We're not actually in Nirvana, but we're trying. Our meeting room has been converted into a replica of a 90s rave party, complete with glow sticks and a fog machine.

Today's agenda:

• Discuss the meaninglessness of life
• Decide on the best way to spend the next 3 hours
• Determine if we're actually in Nirvana or just a bunch of hippies in a conference room

Meetings with Alice from HR are always a blur, but we'll get there eventually.