The Infinite Loop: Exit Strategy

Welcome to the Infinite Loop, where the past, present, and future are all the same thing.

You've been stuck here for 427 years, and you're starting to lose your mind. But don't worry, we have an exit strategy.

It involves a lot of meetings, and a few cups of coffee.

Our team of expert loop-ologists has crafted a plan to get you out of this time-warping mess.

Meetings will be held in the conference room on levels -1, -2, and -3. Don't get lost.

Be sure to bring a pen and paper, as the notes will be in Comic Sans.

Meeting 1: The Loop Theory Meeting 2: Coffee and Pastries Meeting 3: The Exit Strategy