Executive Member of Chaos 3 is not responsible for the utter destruction of the office coffee machine. That's a matter for Committee Member of Chaos 4 and the janitorial team to sort out.

Today's agenda includes:

Disputes of the Damned

Item 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Item 2: Unresolved Conflict with The Janitor
Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Adjournment:

By order of the Chairman of Chaos, this meeting shall not adjourn until further notice.

Meeting Minutes

Next meeting scheduled for next Thursday. Don't forget to bring your sense of humor.