Meeting of the Disaster

Agenda: Catastrophe Ensues

Today's agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Welcome and introductions ( followed by an unexpected fire alarm )
• 9:15 AM - Review of the Johnson Report (which will inevitably be disputed)
• 10:00 AM - Breakout sessions ( where we will discuss our feelings)
• 11:30 AM - Lunch (which will be a stale pizza from the vending machine)
• 12:15 PM - Presentation by our esteemed guest speaker, who will undoubtedly fall asleep
• 1:30 PM - Group discussion on the meaning of life ( or how to fix the copier)
• 3:00 PM - Wrap-up and conclusion ( which will be a blur)

Action Items:

• Fix the copier
• Call the fire department ( again)
• Send out a company-wide email apologizing for the previous week's meeting