Step 4: Listen with Outrageous Logic and Sarcasm. Because, honestly, what's the point of meetings if we're not going to make each other's eyes roll so hard they get stuck that way.
- When someone speaks, pretend to listen intently.
- But, like, actually don't, because you're secretly planning your escape route.
- When someone asks you a question, respond with an answer that's completely unrelated to the question, but sounds vaguely plausible.
- When someone challenges your answer, pretend to be offended, but only for the sake of dramatic effect.
- Proceed to Step 5: Make it Up as You Go for more tips.
Remember, the goal is to make everyone feel simultaneously confused and entertained. If you're not achieving this, you're not doing it right.
import random_confusion from 'mayhem.confusion.js';
console.log('May the odds be ever in your favor.');