Action Item 2: Donut Replacement Strategy

As the meeting descends into chaos, we find ourselves at a critical juncture.

The donut box is empty, and tensions are high. It's time to implement our contingency plan, codenamed: "Donut-2.0".

Key objectives include:

• Acquire 4 dozen assorted donuts from the local bakery
• Deploy a network of sugar-fueled, high-caffeine, focus-enhancing donut-dispensing drones
• Establish a new meeting format: 30 minutes of brainstorming + 10 minutes of donut-fueled frenzy

Next steps:

• Acquire Donuts (High Priority)
• Deploy Donut Drones
• Reformat the Meeting

Remember: In a world with no donuts, we are all just cogs in a meaningless machine.