It has come to our attention that someone, likely the infamous Sock Overlord, has been pilfering our office socks. We must address this heinous crime against humanity.
Next Steps: 1. Conduct a thorough Sock Audit. 2. Establish Sock Task Force. 3. Develop Sock-related Emergency Response Plan.
Decision Items: 1. Do we really need to find the missing socks? 2. Is it possible to just buy more socks?