MEETING OF THE MAYHEM

We are the chosen few, gathered here today to address the existential crisis of the fridge. Reports of the fridge's impending doom have reached our ears, and we must act.

AGENDA

• Step 1: Call the Fridge Whisperer
• Step 2: Perform the ancient ritual of the Fridge Dance
• Step 3: Offer a Sacrifice to the Fridge Gods

DECISIONS

After careful deliberation, we have reached the following conclusions:

• The Fridge Whisperer must be called immediately.
• Only the most sacred and ancient Fridge Dance moves will be performed.
• The Fridge Gods demand a sacrifice of at least 5 expired eggs.

Stay tuned for further updates from the Meeting of the Mayhem.