Meeting of the Mayhem

Agenda for the 28th of February, 2023

10:00 AM - Welcome and Confusion

• Introduction by the Great Meeting Mastermind
• Confusion about the purpose of the meeting
• General bewilderment

10:15 AM - Theoretical Discussion

• Theorizing about the meaning of life
• Debating the importance of productivity
• Questioning the relevance of meetings in the modern era

12:00 PM - Lunch Break

Grab a sandwich and try not to think about the meeting while you eat

1:00 PM - The Great Debate

• Debating the merits of paper clips versus staplers
• Discussing the finer points of office politics
• Trying to remember what we were discussing before lunch

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