Agenda Item 4: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

The meeting has been called to address the growing threat of sentient sock puppets taking over the office.

• Item 1: Develop protocols to deal with sock puppet uprisings
• Item 2: Establish clear boundaries with rogue sock puppets
• Item 3: Create a task force to negotiate with the sock puppets
• Item 4: Deploy the Sock-o-matic, our top-secret defense system
• Appendix: Sock Puppet Disposal Methods