Meeting of the Mayhem

Agenda Item 1: The Invention of the Inflato-Ray

Presented by: Bob "The Genius" Jenkins

Objective: To develop a machine that inflates your pants to 300% of their original size, making you look like a human-shaped balloon.

Discussion Points:

• How to prevent the Inflato-Ray from causing a global shortage of pants
• Whether to market the Inflato-Ray as a medical device or a party favor
• What to do with the inevitable Inflato-Ray-themed memes that will flood social media

Next Steps:

Bob will provide a demo of the Inflato-Ray, and then we will vote on whether or not to move forward with production.

Subpages:

• Agenda Item 2: The Inflato-Ray's Impact on Local Sewing Circles
• Agenda Decisions: Wherein we decide the fate of humanity