Minutes of the Mayhem Meeting

Item 1: The Sudden Appearance of a Chicken in a Top Hat

Discussion leader, Bob, brought forth a chicken in a top hat, which was met with confusion and terror.

Next Item: The Chicken's Demands

Item 2: Sudden and Uncontrollable Laughing

Member, Jane, was overheard laughing uncontrollably in the supply closet. Cause unknown.

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Adjournment: Adjournment

Note: Meeting adjourned due to excessive silliness.