MEETING MINUTES OF THE MAYHEM

AGENDA ITEM 2: THE GREAT SUGAR COOKIE HEIST

1. Chairman Grimclaw: "We must discuss the recent acquisition of the Sugar Cookie Cartel. They have been hoarding the world's supply of sprinkles."
2. Member, Balthazar McSnazz: "I agree, but we should also consider the impact on our dental hygiene budget."
3. Member, Fizzypop Jenkins: "I propose we offer the Sugar Cookie Cartel a deal: we'll trade them our surplus lollipops for their precious sprinkles."