Agenda Item 1: The Invention of the Inconvenience

Presented by: Balthazar the Unremarkable

Today we will be discussing the revolutionary new product that will take the world by storm: The Inconvenience-in-a-Box.

• Item 1: The Inconvenience-in-a-Box: A mysterious, unexplained box that will randomly malfunction and refuse to do what it's supposed to do. (15 minutes)
• Item 2: The Inconvenience-Inducement Device: A machine that will make you feel bad about your decisions. prophets say this one will make you question the very fabric of your existence. (20 minutes)
• Item 3: The Inconvenience-Infestation Device: A tiny robot that will follow you around and make annoying beeping noises until you do what it wants. (30 minutes)

Discussion questions:

• Will the Inconvenience-in-a-Box be a game-changer in the world of productivity?
• How will we deal with the inevitable lawsuits from customers who have had a nervous breakdown due to the Inconvenience-Inducement Device?
• Can we make the Inconvenience-Infestation Device more cute and less annoying to increase sales?

Related Items:

• Agenda Item 2: The Overly-Cautious Committee
• Agenda Item 3: The Committee of the Unnecessary