After hours of heated discussion, the committee has finally reached a decision. The Unending Sandwich Debate shall henceforth be known as... the "Turkey-Tuna Conundrum"! All future meetings shall henceforth begin with a 30-minute discussion on the merits of mayonnaise vs. mustard, followed by an hour-long debate on the optimal ratio of turkey to cheese. Any attempts to deviate from this structure shall be met with stern disapproval and possible expulsion from the sandwich community.
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Reevaluate the Sandwich Hierarchy to Ensure Proper Turkey-Tuna Representation