Meeting of the Mayhem
Attachment 2: Squirrel Squad Roster
Present: Squirrelo, Captain Nutmeg, Professor Pecan, and Whiskerface
Agenda: Discussion of last week's nut heist
- Review of nut stockpiling techniques
- Debunking of rumors about rival squirrel gang
- Introduction of new, highly addictive nut-based snack: Squirrelly Bites
Also discussed:
- Future plans for world domination
- Secret stash locations
- Tentatively scheduled: Squirrel Day of Action (SDA) – stay tuned for further updates