Today's agenda: Sudden Onset Sanity Deficit Disorder (SODD) - A crisis of epic proportions.
Present: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ms. Bubbles McSnazz, and The Honorable Chairman, Mr. Grimble Wimbly.
Objective: Determine the cause of Sudden Onset Sanity Deficit Disorder (SODD) and propose viable solutions to prevent its total and utter destruction of our collective psyche.
Adjutants, please take note: The meeting will be conducted in a state of heightened alertness and in the presence of a hazmat suit to protect against the impending madness.
Madness Protocols are in place. Madness Containment teams are on standby. Adjutant Self-Care experts are ready to deploy.
Next item: Minutes of Utter Chaos - a comprehensive report of last week's SODD outbreak.