Present were the usual suspects: Chairperson McSane, Vice Chairwoman of the Unhinged, and the Entire Committee of the Inane.
Agenda Item 1: The Great Scone Heist. Read more.
Adjutant of the Month: Bad Idea Guy. Learn more about him.
Resolution 1: We should definitely do this thing that we probably shouldn't do.
Action Item 1: Do not do that thing. Unless it's Tuesday. Check your schedule.
Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned due to excessive use of the word 'adjutant'. Read more about adjournment.