Presented with the most esteemed nominees:
Adjutant of the Month Nominee 1 is a true master of the chaos arts. Their ability to create an 8-alarm fire drill in a 2-alarm building has been a wonder to behold.
Adjutant of the Month Nominee 2 is a virtuoso of vending machine malfunctions. Their talent for turning a simple snack run into a 3-hour ordeal has earned them a place among the elite.
Adjutant of the Month Nominee 3 is a sultan of the supply closet. Their uncanny ability to find a way to break every single stapler in the office has earned them a reputation as the office's resident saboteur.