Adjutant of the Month Nominee 3: "The Unyielding Unifier"!

Meet Adjutant-456-7890, the enigmatic leader of the committee who refuses to back down from any challenge.

With a reputation for being unbeatable in rock-paper-scissors and an uncanny ability to eat 12 donuts in one sitting, Adjutant-456-7890 is a force to be reckoned with.

Some notable accomplishments include:

• Winning "Most Likely to Survive a Meeting Without Losing a Limb" award three years running
• Eating 17 bowls of spaghetti in one sitting (still holding the record)
• Conquering Mount Doom in under 2 hours (using only their wits and a good pair of hiking boots)

Join us in congratulating Adjutant-456-7890 on this well-deserved nomination!

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