Adjutant of the Year Application
It's a prestigious honor to be a part of the Meeting of the Mayhem!
As an Adjutant of the Year, you will be responsible for:
- Providing expert advice on how to make meetings more chaotic
- Maintaining a 4:3 ratio of pointless discussions to actual progress
- Coordinating the perfect blend of passive-aggressive tone and overt hostility
Requirements:
- 3+ years of experience in the field of meeting-related chaos
- Proven track record of turning meetings into free-for-all shouting matches
- Ability to consume an entire box of donuts during a single meeting
How to Apply:
- Download and complete the application form here
- Submit your resume, a letter of recommendation, and 3 notarized letters of personal reference
- Prepare for a grueling interview process that will last for at least 6 hours
- Round 1: "Why should we hire you?"
- Round 2: "What's the worst meeting you've ever been in?"
- Round 3: "Can you eat 5 donuts in 5 minutes?"
Adjutant Application Form
Meeting Schedule