Adjutant of the Year Application

It's a prestigious honor to be a part of the Meeting of the Mayhem!

As an Adjutant of the Year, you will be responsible for:

• Providing expert advice on how to make meetings more chaotic
• Maintaining a 4:3 ratio of pointless discussions to actual progress
• Coordinating the perfect blend of passive-aggressive tone and overt hostility

Requirements:

• 3+ years of experience in the field of meeting-related chaos
• Proven track record of turning meetings into free-for-all shouting matches
• Ability to consume an entire box of donuts during a single meeting

How to Apply:

• Download and complete the application form here
• Submit your resume, a letter of recommendation, and 3 notarized letters of personal reference
• Prepare for a grueling interview process that will last for at least 6 hours
• Round 1: "Why should we hire you?"
• Round 2: "What's the worst meeting you've ever been in?"
• Round 3: "Can you eat 5 donuts in 5 minutes?"