Subcommittee of the Utterly Incompetent: The Unmitigated Disaster
We are a group of highly trained, highly paid, and highly inept professionals who have come together to achieve one goal: to make each other's lives miserable.
The Utterly Incompetent: A Case Study
This is a case study of our committee's most epic failures. Enjoy!
- The time we accidentally booked a meeting room with a broken toilet.
- The time we forgot to invite the CEO (again).
- The time we decided to rebrand as a "think tank" and started wearing fedoras.
Our Motivations
We are motivated by our love of power, our disdain for authority, and our utter lack of accountability.
Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just on a creative break."
Meet the Members
Meet our team of highly qualified, highly overpaid, and highly underperforming members:
- Bob "The Bungler" Jenkins: Our resident expert on doing the same thing over and over again.
- Jane "The Inept One" Doe: Our go-to gal for making excuses and blaming others.
- Jim "The Jester" Johnson: Our court jester and resident clown.