Apparently, someone forgot to bring the donuts. I mean it's not like I'm the only one who showed up on time. I mean, I'm not even the only one who showed up at all. I'm starting to think this meeting is just an excuse for people to get out of doing actual work.
Also, can someone please tell me what the meeting is about again? I could swear we were just here to discuss the color palette for the new website design...
Oh, and I almost forgot: someone please bring the donuts.