Committee Technocrat of the Year

Meet our most esteemed member, the Technocrat of the Month, who has managed to make the most obtuse decisions with the least amount of data.

We're proud to present this year's winner, who has single-handedly kept the economy on the brink of collapse with their innovative approach to fiscal responsibility.

Here are some of their notable achievements:

• Successfully convinced 3/4 of the committee to invest in a new line of bespoke, artisanal, $500 toaster ovens
• Managed to reduce productivity by 30% through the implementation of a new, highly complex, 12-page report for every 2-page report previously used
• Single-handedly increased the number of coffee machines in the break room from 1 to 3, because, priorities

Join us next month as we announce the Technocrat of the Year!

See the voting results