Committee of the Month: Utopian of the Mayhem

Welcome, citizens of Mayhem! The Committee of the Month is here toประก make the impossible happen. As the Utopian of the Mayhem, our mission is to create an society that is 90% efficient, 10% absurd, and 100% confusing.

Become a Cheeseburger Ambassador

We're seeking brave souls to represent Mayhem in the intergalactic arena of international diplomacy. As a Cheeseburger Ambassador, you'll be responsible for spreading the gospel of our nation's most beloved food: the Cheeseburger.

If you're fluent in Mayhemish, have excellent negotiation skills, and can recite the sacred poem of the Mayhemian Constitution, we want to hear from you!

Subcommittee: The Mayhemian Ministry of Sarcasm

The Ministry of Sarcasm is responsible for crafting clever comebacks and witty one-liners for our nation's diplomats to use in tense international situations.

Subcommittee: The Mayhemian Department of Redundancy

The Department of Redundancy is dedicated to the art of saying the same thing twice, just to be sure everyone understood it the first time.